BEND iNAP APPROVED NICKNAME
Under our re-organization we've brought back the Bend Nicknames. For $8 the Bend International Nickname Assignment Project (iNAP) will anoint you with a personalized nickname — it will be yours and yours alone for the duration of your life. You may use it in any way you see fit. You will receive a Certificate of Authenticity (suitable for framing) along with your purchase. See example.
iNAP is also offering the choice of pre-approved nickname options in the pull-down menu.
— Andy “Salty” Jenkins