OFFICIAL BEND INAP NICKNAME
As part of our re-organization we've brought back the Bend Nicknames, under the umbrella of the International Nickname Assignment Project, or, INAP.
For $9.42, you can pick your own nickname (use the pulldown menu below). For $2.00 more, INAP will anoint you with a personalized nickname.
Your new nickname, wether picked from below, or assigned, will be yours and yours alone for the duration of your natural life. You may use it in any way you see fit.
You will receive a paper Certificate of Authenticity (suitable for framing) along with your purchase. Signed and notarized. See example.
— Andy “Salty” Jenkins
Please note, the INAP certificate does not work as official identification at the DMV.